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Get My Novel...Or Even Better...Signed ;)

Mon Jun 22, 2009, 5:34 PM
So as most of you guys know...well there are still some that are very uninformed. My first novel came out at the start of January :) I'm surprised with the sales I so far...I'm even more surprised with the comments i have received. I know I came to grasp that my book is being sold all over the world...here is a list of sites where it being sold, for all major countries:

Lulu.Com
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Amazon
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Target
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Barnes And Noble
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Books A Million
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These next three sites are exclusively for my home country of South Africa:

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NOW...now all these sites are great to get my book at...but alas, when you buy a copy from these sites, you will not get a signed copy...ho-hum! BUT...never fear, because I has a plan. If you order my novel through me...I will make sure you will get a signed copy. The only problem is that it will take a little longer to arrive at your person. In exactly ONE MONTH from today, I'm going to place a bulk order. So whomever is interested in getting a signed copy...all you do is lay $20 on me...then you will get it...no shipping costs necessary. I will then order it along with the bulk...sign it with whatever personal message you want and send it to you :) If you are interested, please send me a note or PM ^_^

P.S. Let everyone know :D

  • Mood:
  • Listening to: MD45 - Voices
  • Reading: Margret Weis - The King's Test
  • Watching: Oh Shucks! Here Comes UNTAG
  • Playing: Anything with a lot of blood
  • Eating: Anything Eatable
  • Drinking: Anything Drinkable

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  • Current Residence: Cape Town
  • Interests: Singing, Writing & Drawing
  • Favourite movie: The Lion King!
  • Favourite band or musician: Megadeth, Savatage, Manowar, Stratovarius, Sonata Arctica, Helloween, Gamma Ray and many more!!!
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, Metal Ballads, Power Metal, Symphonic Metal, Oldies, Old Rock, Classical
  • Favourite poet or writer: Tolkein, Marget Weis, Tracy Hickmann
  • Operating System: Windows 98 SE
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp 5
  • Favourite game: Unreal Tournament, Unreal Tournament 2004, Counter-Strike, StarCraft
  • Favourite cartoon character: Wyle E. Coyote, Tom & Jerry
  • Personal Quote: Don't Get Technical With Me

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:iconikarihiokami:
Hope it works!

















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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
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Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!

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Woo Woo o.o
:icondwuff:
Is jy actually op my watchlist? Dit wys dat jy nie is nie?

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:iconfoxtail-47:
Awesome to see another local who likes anthro and loves metal...

I see a few local names i know also gave a shout here below me.

Great work keep it up...

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Clubs i'm part of : New ZA [link]
:iconumuntu:
Sorry I didn't see this message until now. I'm almost never on DA anymore. I lurk on Fur Affinity most of the time. Always like meeting new local furs...with metal interest is even better :D I'm not that local anymore, since I'm in the US at the moment
:iconn30xr1s:
Hey Umuntu,

I need to get in contact with you again...

From a very old friend about from standard 6.

contact me at jpvdb@dykesvanheerden.co.za

Cheers,
Japie
:iconkimkara:
lo there fellow south african

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make a man a fire, keep him warm for the day.
Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
:iconumuntu:
And a big ullo to another South African ^^
:iconrigart:
Helloooooo...... :handshake:

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:icongodofmyworld:
Hello, Random Deviant! Nice gallery!:blowkiss:

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